Really good, solid, workmanlike article. You have a nice fluid style and the humor was done with a light, deft touch.

You wrote "to the topic" and stayed on point, with a clear focus. Then you finished with a strong ending. It is an excellent example of how to write a basic humorous informational article.

Well done! I would grade it as A work if it was an assignment. It feels different from your usual work so I am assuming you are trying out new forms and ideas.

You could do well churning these out as "copy".