"I have concluded that it is my patriotic duty to stay as far away from humans as possible. This is for their protection."

Well you are more conscientious than your country. It let people like me back into the "general population" without a thought about how "dangerous" I might be.

When I was "serving" I took a "professional development" class that was literally on "how to make bodies disappear". We studied the "thugee" techniques on how to break a body down into an extremely small volume.

I personally never had to employee this bit of knowledge. But, you know me. Once I read something interesting I NEVER FORGET IT.

Would you, "Want to be my neighbor" (Mr. Rodgers voice) if you knew that about me?

Would you want to live next to a human tiger?